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Bill Hicks on smoking


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Don-DadaSep 16, 2005 3:00pm
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you look around the world in which we live...and shut your fucking mouth.

Non-smokers die every day. Sleep tight! I know you've employed some kind of eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke. Let me be the first to pop that bubble and send you hurtling back to reality - because you're dead too. And you know what doctors say? "Shit, if only you'd smoked - we'd have the technology to help you. It's you people dying from nothing who are screwed". I've got all sorts of neat shit waiting for me - oxygen tent, iron lung...it's like going to Tandy.

[to an audience member]
"How much do you smoke, sir? A pack a day? Why don't you just put on a dress and swish around ... I go through two lighters a day."

"Tell you the worst kind of non-smoker's the kind where you're smokin' and they just walk up to you... (starts coughing affectedly) I always say 'Shit, you're lucky you don't smoke. Thats's some cough you got there dude. I'm smoking you're coughing, wow.' Thats kind of cruel man, going up to a smoker and coughing. Shit! Do you go up to crippled people dancing too, you fucks? 'Hey Mr. Wheelchair, whats your problem? Come on ironside, race ya!'

RIP, Bill.

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TodlichSep 16, 2005 3:56pm
I saw a bumper-sticker a long time ago I wish I had... "Thank You for Not Breathing While I Smoke".

I smoke a pipe & cigars & am not ashamed of it. And I agree 100% about people who get in your face! They can bite my ass.

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aphrospiceSep 16, 2005 6:56pm
Illegalize it or leave me the hell alone. ^^;;

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trevhoSep 21, 2005 5:06pm
as much as I enjoy smoking I still want to quit

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aphrospiceSep 23, 2005 10:37pm
We support the quitters too!
396994Feb 3, 2006 6:10pm
Bill Hicks absolutely had it nailed.

He said smoking his last fag before bed.


Bill Hicks on smoking

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